| TEN COMMANDMENTS | ||
| By Dennis Dellos region 15, Area Supervisor |
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| I. | Thou shalt not keep anything useful in thy office. | |
| II. | Thou shalt not try to use thy phone or office whilest I am in thy store. | |
| III. | Thou shall keep thy files neat and orderly so I may thumb thru thme while using the phone. | |
| IV. | Thou shalt not have less than 500 ice bags in the ice merchandizer at any given time. | |
| V. | Thou shalt not ask me to provide meals, unless thy appetite is for 39 cent hot dogs. | |
| VI. | Thou shalt not ask to be transferred before the snow flies. | |
| VII. | Thou shall hand-deliver mail to the postmaster daily. | |
| VIII. | Thou shall honor thy bank daily - with a hand delivered deposit - before 3 p.m. - and wait for a receipt deposit. | |
| IX. | Thou shall only beg for extra store hours if thine audit was divine. | |
| X. | Thou shalt not have to do "total renovation" to thy store before my holy blessed arrival. | |
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